December 2011
Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic lol
Watching The Grinch while high
I’m just here like “why is this giant clump of weed talking”
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
How to avoid getting your nudes leaked
don’t send any
First world problems